I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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