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My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Randomize
