i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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