No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I pour the whiskey from now on
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