you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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