Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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