She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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