Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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