If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
sarcasm needs its own font
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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