I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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