did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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