I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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