flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
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Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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