sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
sick fucks of a feather flock together
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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