i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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