And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
There r osticjed everywhere
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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