But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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