I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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