I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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