I must be too annoying 4 u.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
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I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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