Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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