Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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