Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the day after is always just damage control
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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