the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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