I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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