This is not my ceiling
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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