She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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