Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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