Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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