Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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