do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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