i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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