he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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