Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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