we're blogging at a bar
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
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Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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