I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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