im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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