the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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