im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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