We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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