Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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