Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize