she was so not down for the gang bang
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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