When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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