Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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