I'm sorry my penis didn't work
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Randomize
