Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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