the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
There's always time for handjobs
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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