To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Slut skills are useful in every country.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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