and you said cock pushups were impossible
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I want a musical about memes.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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