you mean i was at the winter classic?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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