No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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