oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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