ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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